Survey The Web

Well guys, I did it. I did a freaking survey. This one began out of nowhere on Monday.

First off, I would like to preface by saying I HIGHLY DO NOT RECOMMEND REPLICATING ANYTHING LIKE THIS. It can sometimes be offensive, disgusting, and dangerous. Why do I do it? I’ve known the consequences of the internet since I was in 3rd grade. I’ve been playing video games online since then – my tolerance level is high, and I know how to deal with the online crowd.

The purpose was mainly to try and see how many people I could get to acknowledge the survey online. I would say over the course of two days, and about 6 hours total, I came across 50 out of 100+. It was quite the adventure, and there was plenty of exposed dick to feed a gay bar. Hence, I do not recommend this for everyone. It was fun though, and interacting with random people who wanted to participate was definitely a blast. I started by holding up signs to people, then I would ask the following:

Here are the questions that came to each surveyee:

“For the sake of science!:

How often do you go on to chat roulette?

What’s the thrill you get from going onto it?

Do you find it an effective way of fulfilling your thrill?

Why do you like talking to strangers?

Do you think I’m cute?

Thank you for taking the time to do this survey! For more information on this and more: http://emmandabomb.wordpress.com”

The questions were simple demographic studies of the use of chat roulette. The last question was a psychological bonus, and not to my surprise, many people, including guys, said I was.

Here is the exact data I gathered from the time of interview:

1. Mexican looking Texan. Twice a week goes on. Listened to rock music it seemed, bailed out after first question.
2. 5 Times a day, white guy. Exhibitionism. No, he doesn’t. Finds it weird to see random crap. Weird. Shitton of friends. Aaaand butthole.
3. Fapping, yes I’m cute. But he’s not gay. He’s pretty much anti gay.
4. Afican american female: only three times at 10 to 15 minutes each. Likes to meet new people and it’s a cool way to. Fulfilling in some unknown way because it hasn’t been felt before. See what their lives are like. Yeah I’m cute.
5. Two cute british girls: Once/twice a week. Funny to laugh @ freaks when bored with friends. No not fulfilling, people are social defects. Possible disconnection during conversation.
6. Anonymous black screen: “Fuck off”
7. Mysterious night vision, lol: Once every few days looking for girls tits since they show them it is effective. Like talking to females, not usually random guys. I’m not ugly.
8. Two random schmoes: Cunt
9. Bear: idk… win.
10. Some white dude: Likes to see boobies. Jk?
11. Older looking dude: First timer, read about it in “The Guardian” few days ago. Doesn’t know about the thrill since probably it’s his first time. Just to relax from work since he’s at work right now. Yes, sure I’m cute.
12. Stoner dude: Bag of chips, that was pretty down. Not english speaker – sometimes here, smokes alone.
13. Dude on the couch: yes then no. too many ?
14. Dude on couch: Barely ever. Bored. Nope. “Awkward question”
15. Buff half naked if not fully naked dude: It’s addictive. Finding perfect tits.
16. Some young lad: not often. See different people from different places and talk, yes effective. I got a high five for being straight!
17. Green shirt: on every day to watch people be retarded. ***
18. Older guy: No thrill and wants to see people get angry at clicking him out.
19. The white shirt coverup dude: Today to meet new people, I am very cute.
20. Dude with the puppy: I’m cute, “Backwards to forwards, I’m not gay” Strangers so it’s thrill for social experience. Not to be face to face but to experience fantasies in some cases.
21. Girl with accent: wanted to be payed
22. French dude: Sweet, his english sucks but he’s french. I knew it would come in handy.
23. Older crazy guy: You are very good looking, I am new to chat, it is anon, but may get tired of it maybe not a thrill, it is adictive for a day or so, I talk to strangers in subway or elevator , this is a bit longer, so interesting. BEST CONVERSATION EVER you like old movies, the german film from aabout 1930, Metropolis is similar——————————————————————————————– Day 2
24. Bored dude in a red hoodie: Happy for science. Wanted to take the survey but may have disconnected.
25. Spanish guy: No go.
26. Random Pic: First time. Boredom and lol’s. Maybe some kind of thrill or just really sick. Doesn’t talk to strangers. And person will pass on my cuteness.
27. Whiteish dude: Interested in survey but may have disconnected.————————————————————— Tea Sip addition
28. (Most thought put into answers) Cool guy with headset: Daily 2 hours average. Liked suggestive tea sip. the thrill: getting naked, seeing penisses, diving into other countries and worlds. and sometimes incredible coverstions that make me sad or happy. showing a dick can be a beginning for those conversations. Finds it effective. chatroulette as a concept makes absoltely sense, because it is part of the concept, that it not predictable. only the etchnical aspect might work better. i like people from other cultures, but has is partly a sexual component. on the other hand it really sometimes opens up a door to anotehr world. Listening to people. Even if they look strange ,or like a terrorist. Very cute haha. Not using picture.
29. Blurred out image: Liked suggestive tea sip. Every day this week. Addictive. Adorable. Organizational communication.
30. Asian chick: I think this tea sipping thing is working. Possibly disconnected, but interested in doing the survey.
31. Longer haired gentleman: (UK) not so interested in the tea sip. afew time a week, meeting new ppl, yep,cuz u meet some cool ppl, sorry not in 2 gyes
32. Dude about to take his pants off: “to long and im gay bye”
33. Random chick: First time on. Talk to people all over the world. Yes I’m cute. Whoo!
34. Cholos: First time. Make fun of minorities. Yeah. To make fun of them. Nope, I’m a gook.
35. Bored white dude: Shakes head to suggestive tea sip. 4 times a week. Entertaining, not thrilling. It’s entertaining talking to strangers. Not cute, more perspective.
36. White dude that is online at night: He’s french. Smoker. First time on.in the tv they talk about chatroulette so i just wanted to see why they said thats funny its a way te believe in the human being, some are not here to see people naked
37. Randomly covered up person: First time. havent talked to strangers on it i went on it cause my brother told me not to and theres some wierd fucken people on it.
38. Once every few days to see guys beating off to other guys. I’m cute. It is effective but not actually talking to them.
39. Relatively cute white girl: go on occasionally. i like meeting new people, seeing new faces. i like to talk to strangers beacuse its very interesting how people are all around the world. Yes.
40. Guy listening to some tv thing: retarded….
41. The biter: Night before christmas lol.
42. Dude in bed: “r u gay?”
43. 3 relatively cute Chicks on one comp: not often, its voyeuristic and jokes…. its definately effective. Strangers are funny. No comment
44. Racist f***: wants the ladies
45. Backwards cap dude: watches people watch him jerkoff.
46. White shirt and glasses: 2^nd time on. 4^th or 5^th person he’s chatted with. Seems ok. Not too exciting. I’m cute. Likes strangers.
47. Black screen: He likes boobs. That’s his answer.
48. Cardinals fan: Not very often. Trying random stuff. Strangers are future friends. No.
49. Black screen: First time on. “lol at the cute question” I’m cool though! Win.
50. Awesome looking dude: first time on chat. Not sure what to expect.Notice some of the data is missing, and some is not complete. I took what I could from the people that wanted to do it. I’ll definitely be elaborating on this more as the days go by, but as of now, I just wanted to put the data out there for anyone interested. Here’s the video footage I took while working with the people!

*UPDATES TO COME!*