When the Moons Align
Born will be a clone, and they will call him, “Young Fett”.
Because of you, master, this clone has learned wonders that cannot be accomplished by a regular man.
Through you, he has learned and excelled in mastering the skills necessary to execute orders through the [Device of Computer Input]. Combining these patterns with the [Hand Arch of Scroll Ball] (remember those?), the clone has been destined to complete objectives set out for him.
It has been foreseen that together, you will slay the Prime Evils by walking through the fires of Hell, after traversing the jungles of your favorite rainy region.
It has been foreseen that your teachings will put this clone on a level of the dreaded Somali, known for their lootings.
It has been foreseen that in your teachings, he will design pages of data to be displayed to the internet, using only functions involving boxes and rows to distribute information.
It has been foreseen that in your teachings, he will learn the truth of the enemy. The Overlord Windros, rival to the Penguin King Lin, and half cousin to Lord Jobs and his (i)ntellectualArmy. Also, he will learn to stay away from the waters of “The Pond” and to use the skills acquired from the simulation “Duck Hunt” for the better of humanity.
It has been foreseen that through your teachings, he will better understand the darkness that follows him, stalking his every move. Without this, your clone may feel alone and overwhelmed.
It has been foreseen that through your teachings, the clone will aspire to be the best that he can possibly be, constantly journeying for the answers, taking note of all obstacles as a reminder of how he has gotten to where he is now.
It has been foreseen that through all your teachings, you will have opened the eyes of the clone to a world that did not exist. One harsher than the world he has been living in, but one that must be accounted for for him to survive.
While all this has been foreseen by your current teachings, there lie times ahead in which you shall continue to influence him. Times ahead in which new enemies will be found, new evils will be slain, and more dark stalkers shall attempt to breach you both. But now that the cloning has been completed, the “Young Fett” is now ready to serve, and destroy.
DISCLAIMER: THE “YOUNG FETT” IN THE CONTENT ABOVE WAS A PROTOCOL MODEL, AND WAS CANCELLED DUE TO A MALFUNCTION. A LARGE, RED MAGNET WAS FOUND IN THE CLONING CENTER AND HAS CAUSED THE DESTRUCTION OF THE NECESSARY DATA REQUIRED TO COMPLETE THE CLONE. WE HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND, AND WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCES.
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
